incenndio:

iwannatouchurboobs:

i have like 6 senses

  1. hearing
  2. sight
  3. touch
  4. smell
  5. taste
  6. gaydar

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(Source: boobt0uch, via sexualstiles)

"Caroline - Blondie, Vampire Barbie, Judgy.
Elena - Buffy, Warrior Princess, Scaredy Cat, Judgy, Stone Cold Bitch.
Stefan - Shady Stefan, Saint Stefan, Beefcake, Stefan: the Hero.
Bonnie - Witchy, Judgy, Wicked Witch of the West, Medusa.
Vanessa - Hottie.
Matt - Busboy, Quarterback, Prom King.
Rebekah - Barbie Klaus, She-devil, Sexy Bex.
Atticus Shane - Professor Creepy, Professor Shady Pants, The Nutty Professor.
Jeremy - Van Helsing, Karate Kid, Big Jer, Little Gilbert.
Katherine - Psychotic doppelgänger, Evil Vampire Slut, Smiley, Evil One.
Mikael - Papa Original.
Mary Porter - Scary Mary."

all damon’s nicknames :)

cockringtoss:

are we sure oxygen is real… has anyone actually seen it

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